the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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:::spoiler Tankie Jon Stewart (Chat-GPT)
"Alright, folks, let's talk about Stalin and his grand tour of Europe. Now, I know what you're thinking – Stalin, really? But hear me out. The guy had a vision, and he wasn't afraid to make some bold moves to see it through. I mean, sure, he stopped at Berlin, but why stop there? Why not keep on truckin' and spread the revolution like wildfire across the continent? Think about it – a communist Europe, from Lisbon to Moscow. It's like the Red Wedding, but without all the backstabbing and betrayal. Sure, there would've been some logistical challenges along the way, but hey, Rome wasn't built in a day. And think of the perks – no more Cold War, no more NATO, just one big happy socialist family. So yeah, maybe Stalin missed a golden opportunity to shake things up a bit, but hey, hindsight's 20/20, right? So let's raise a glass to what could've been, and who knows, maybe one day, someone else will pick up where he left off. Cheers to the road not taken, comrades."
lolol nice job robot
it's not like the red wedding at all
"It's like the Red Wedding, but without all the backstabbing and betrayal," sounds like making a terrible analogy and then rapidly backtracking for comedic effect, and I could imagine Stewart doing something like that. But it's also just botbabble.