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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.Today's News: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/touch This was posted by a bot that monitors an RSS feed and re-posts to Lemmy. If you do not appreciate this comment, block this account and you will no longer see it. If you notice an error or abuse, please notify sysop@nom.mom

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is very sweet.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies. Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?Today's News: undefined

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVEToday's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Finally an uplifting SMBC.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.Today's News: