Shitty Ask Lemmy

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martini glass

Edit: Also elegant raised shot glass

There aren't too many memes on c/memes. Any other place?

My Situation:

I'm not too into memes but once in a whike I browse 9gag for memes. I tried r/memes but it wasn't as good as 9gag. I don't like that videos are becoming more popular but that's the trend I guess.

Is it because the Lemmy devs are driven by forced labor?

of c you can, I just want you to explain what's the best one I can download. My laptop max resolution is 1080, but I am pretty sure it can play 2160p, should I download 2160p (3) or 1080p (1) or is 1080p (2) the best?

I get these more often then I should, so I was just wondering. They can't find me through my phone as I have turned that off. I have a killer username, but it ain't short, i.e., no one would purposefully search for it. So, the fact that someone's texting me is weird.

Day before yesterday some woman messaged me to talk about stock options, few months ago another woman texted me to talk about crypto.

And the dp seemed legit, mainly because the woman was not pretty and it didn't look like a photo a scammer would put on. I sometimes feel weird to have to block these people, they talk nice. The guy in the screenshot "needs a friend", I don't :) Should I change my username to something cryptic, something no one would think of typing? something like kdjfaid9fua98d. Also, I am an Indian, does my location have to do anything with this? We don't have any common communities too.

I mean, do they say "I sleep at 9pm" or more like "I sleep at 2100 hrs" even while they are talking informally? 2100 hrs sounds very formal to me, but yeah, I was just wondering if they used 24 hour format for only official and government proceedings and used 12 hour format for casual stuff.

It's https://lemmit.online/ I had forgotten but then I searched in my history!

I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to know, because I wanted to create an account in that instance.

Radda radda.

Greetings, fellow Lemmurs! 🌟 I'm a young adult and, I wanted to share something that brings me a sense of coziness and tranquility – plushies! 😊

These adorable companions have unexpectedly become a source of comfort, especially when it's time to unwind and sleep. 🌙

As a grown-up, I've discovered that having plushies is not just nostalgia; it's about finding comfort and relaxation in the simplest of things. When it's time to hit the hay, you bet I've got my trusty plushies lined up like an elite sleep squad. 😴 They're like little dream guardians, bringing a sense of warmth and familiarity that helps me unwind after a long day.

When I wind down for the night, my plushies join me like small, fluffy companions ready to embark on dreamland adventures. They might seem like a childhood keepsake, but honestly, having them around as an adult has been surprisingly delightful.

Some folks might raise an eyebrow at the idea of a grown-up snuggling with plushies, but I'm here to challenge the stereotype. We all have different ways of finding peace and tranquility, and if these adorable creatures make bedtime cozier, why not? 🤷‍♂️

Despite some societal norms, I'm curious to hear your thoughts on the matter. I'm curious to know if any of you fellow adults out there also share this bedtime plushie ritual. 🌝 Or if you've got thoughts on the whole concept, I'm all ears! Let's chat, share stories, and maybe even swap plushie recommendations! 🗣️💬

Let's go somewhere fast, right? What's with the walking?

After I log in, I'm often getting the "log in first" message when I try to visit any communities. Half the time I have to just click on my login name and it says I'm already logged in, and then I can continue. The other half I find I'm logged out and have to log back in.

Not a huge deal, but a bit tedious. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you

I mean, look how much he is helping us without even being involved directly in this community!

** not a real question, but wouldn't it be cool to sell it back like unspent PTO 😎

One of mine lunges out of the litterbox and runs around the apartment yowling immediately after she takes a dump. The fuck is up with that?

OK guys I just got out of my 2 day ban for "trolling". All I did was make post on here and it wasn't even the type of thing that would get you in trouble for posting it on reddit. This is unacceptable. The goal of this place is to be as much like shitty ask reddit as possible. Lemmy.ml apparently doesn't like shitposting so we need to move somewhere with better rules.

Any ideas on where we should go? By default, I'm going to go with beehaw maybe but idk.

It's just the bridge and it's got some kind of horn or saxophone solo that goes "buh buh BWAAAAAAH bwah, bup bup bah du bup bup"

UPDATE: I finally figured it out. It was "Spinning Wheel" by Blood, Sweat & Tears