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13 Year Old Boy Sues Parents for Sending Him to Africa Over Gang Allegations (globalbenefit.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Less-Cap-4469 on 2024-12-02 11:53:18.
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Typhoo Tea rescued by vape maker (www.bbc.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Kroooooooo on 2024-12-02 10:53:15.
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Dead patient's eye goes missing at Patna hospital, doctors say rat gnawed it (www.indiatoday.in)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Fan387 on 2024-12-02 08:40:34.

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/bihar-patna-nalanda-medical-college-hospital-man-eye-missing-dead-negligence-2634581-2024-11-16

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More than 3,000 fake Gibson guitars seized at Los Angeles port (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/20_mile on 2024-12-02 04:12:50.
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Petition by RFK Jr. fan pushes Montreal to stop putting fluoride in drinking water (www.cbc.ca)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/DioriteLover on 2024-12-02 02:29:28.
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Oxford names "Brain Rot" Word of the Year (www.avclub.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/JeremyDaBanana on 2024-12-02 00:59:41.
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Rattled driver forced to pull over on Monash Freeway after tiger snake slithers up leg (www.abc.net.au)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Pigeonswee on 2024-12-01 22:23:16.
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Smooth chocolate bar wins British man £2 in compensation after viral post (www.abc.net.au)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/AdPuzzleheaded5189 on 2024-12-01 07:37:20.
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Donovan apologises to fans over Rocky Horror show (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/yodavulcan on 2024-11-30 12:30:28.
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Pedestrian deaths refuse to fall. Some blame the pedestrians (sfstandard.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/ChocolateTsar on 2024-12-01 17:04:21.
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Illinois firefighter accused of staging a house fire to cover up a murder — and a secret (www.cbsnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Le-Pepper on 2024-12-01 16:50:53.
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Fashion designer shocked her audience by dressing young Lebanese male models in army fatigues of the Syrian regime (www.arabnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/FarrisZach on 2024-12-01 16:27:34.
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Britain and Australia have a spy shortage and recruiting the next generation is proving difficult (headtopics.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/theoscribe on 2024-12-01 11:50:51.
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Man riding steer forced to leave Texas A&M’s campus (www.burntorangenation.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/PrintOk8045 on 2024-12-01 10:31:17.
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Woman searching for birth parents found dad was a friend on Facebook (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/pugdeity on 2024-12-01 09:43:36.
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Russian Sailor Gets Radiation Poisoning Doing Laundry After Return From Ukraine (www.kyivpost.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/JAlbert653 on 2024-12-01 08:56:49.
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Man Who Pretended To Be Blind Sentenced To Year In Prison After Collecting Nearly $1.3 Million In Veterans Affairs Disability (www.justice.gov)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/D3-Doom on 2024-12-01 06:54:47.
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Texas Maternal Mortality Committee Skips Reviewing Two Years Of Maternal Deaths (meidasnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/grw313 on 2024-12-01 06:30:12.
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Man Riding A Longhorn With His Dog Kicked Off Texas A&M Campus Ahead Of Lone Star Showdown Against Texas (www.whiskeyriff.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Pleasant_One8771 on 2024-12-01 01:09:43.
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Explained: The ‘shrinking sanitary pad’ scandal that has Chinese women seeing red (www.firstpost.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Fragrant-Energy2416 on 2024-11-30 17:26:55.
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Another winter World Cup looms after Saudi Arabia pass human rights evaluation (www.football365.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/atbg1936 on 2024-11-30 16:16:42.
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Orcas revive killer 1980s look with ‘salmon hats’ (www.thetimes.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/RoyalBlueDooBeeDoo on 2024-11-30 15:33:27.
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Wild turkey crashes into home days before Thanksgiving. (www.kulr8.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Mission_Spray on 2024-11-30 14:51:49.
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12 year old steals grandfather’s car, drives it 160 miles before getting stopped by cops (globalbenefit.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Less-Cap-4469 on 2024-11-30 14:06:06.
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Chinese man sends $550K & family’s life savings to streamer so she’d call him “bro” (www.dexerto.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Mg42gun on 2024-11-30 11:20:36.
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