See that heart? No shit!
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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Why walk when you can ride?
Keep walking, scum.
Food processors are great
ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"WE. WILL. EAT. WEAPONS."
90% of my Population died over the Winter because the Bus to the Heating Plant got stuck in the Snow. But it fine because I can just buy migrants from the thrid World for cheep.
"Stelaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"
Were it so easy.
Buy one, heck buy two!
Engage the camera motherfucker
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, YOU FRIENDLES HORSE-FUCKER?!"
"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD B****!" - Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar
"The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank."
"Double Dumbass on you"
"🎶They're burning for their lives until we kill 'em again🎶"