Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.
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Pushing a goblin off a roof.
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Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.
Wiring some logic gates?
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The emperor protects, heretic.
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Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement
Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.
Robbing a stagecoach.
The Queen's impatience.
just walking from michel delving to celondim
Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.
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Catching them all.
Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.
Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.
CK3 after the end mod
Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin
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