Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)
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Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
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freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???
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Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid
Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)
arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅
honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch
Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.
Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.
Blowing up a shark
Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.
I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.
Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)
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Rebellion against an unsustainable government
going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck
Animal fighting for money
For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.
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Spreading managed democracy.
Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)
(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence
Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)
Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.
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Nuking Pasagardae
Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?
[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food
Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine
Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.
War crimes! (Battlefield 1)