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Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Supporting democracy!

Unlicensed space travel

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Stealing villager's beds.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Tax Fraud.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Genocide

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

War crimes.

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.