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Piracy lol (Sea of Thieves)

B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

Illegal establishment of colonies

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.

Destroying a coal mine with magic

Driving around on a bike that would get ticketed for too low speed and killing everything and everyone that I come across (Days gone).

Depending on ones political alignment, either

Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours

or

Cultural genocide against indigenous people

Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.

vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)

Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.

Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?

i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.

Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.

Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

Killing aliens in the name of humanity.

Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.