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Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.

Palworld - animal abuse, enslavement of both animals and humans, illegal manufacture and possession of firearms, murder

Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

In old schools laws, gambling.

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.