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~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.
I am the Postal dude.
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And using a cat as a shotgun silencer, don't forget that.
Saving the planet
Making thumbnail images
Debt because of gambling (Balatro)
Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)
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I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.
game:
Crysis
Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests
Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting
For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions
Illegal possession of firearms and terrorism
Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)
Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.
Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway
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