Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."

Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

but it's not in blank verse?

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 44 points 8 months ago

Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

[–] andioop@programming.dev 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I literally just posted this in !software_gore@programming.dev because they had the same energy so I ~~found it on the original Reddit post~~ remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 10 points 8 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !software_gore@programming.dev

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 8 months ago

That's amazing lol

Great minds indeed

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 81 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

[–] mattd@programming.dev 13 points 8 months ago

Such a wise man

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Flash has been dead for 8 years! How old is this screenshot?

[–] dan@upvote.au 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I think it dates back to one of the first iPad models, back when Flash was still popular on computers.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

Wisdom of the ancients, from the late Flash era.

[–] jadero@programming.dev 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Does anything ever truly die?

https://ruffle.rs/

[–] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is dead may never die.

[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago

We do not sow

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Awesome!

[–] andioop@programming.dev 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.

[–] XpeeN@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

Good human

[–] Opafi@feddit.de 23 points 8 months ago

Great, now I've got tea on my sweater...

This really caught me by surprise.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

https://images.app.goo.gl/eLQzZxf1vDBGGSy27

Same energy here

[–] uis@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What they actually shouted was "Yamete~ Oniichan~!" and that's why they're infertile.