this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

The bigest problem with communities like this is that it feels wrong to up vote this monstrosity.

[–] pterencephalon@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, they didn't put carpet on the bathroom floor. But they've arguably found something far worse.

[–] Someone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t you just smell the mildew?!

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you can chew it, at that point.

[–] FatLegTed 5 points 1 year ago

Mmmm, mildew 🤤

[–] VioletRing@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was concrete at first. Reality is far, far worse.

[–] ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Concrete can be very slippery when wet. Could be worse functionally even though an aesthetic improvement.

[–] NikkiNikkiNikki@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

That is repulsive. I bummed a month at a friends house that had a carpet in the bathroom, that was the size of a closet, with no ventilation at all.

it was supposed to be tan.

It was black

[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What in the fuck

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

“Relax, unwind, and get naked.”

Could the tub go first?

[–] CatBusBand@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Imagine the smell. Exquisite

[–] sndrtj@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

That carpet must be sprouting mushrooms every other week.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My bathroom and kitchen were freshly carpeted when I bought my house. I removed that shit and replaced it with peel and stick vinyl before I moved in.

[–] beccaboben@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The tub is the carpet.

[–] RealAccountNameHere@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Someone 3 points 1 year ago

You’re welcome!

[–] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I can smell it from here.