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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I worry about you people and your weak bowels.

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

the blood isn't even that dark red!

[–] AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The word "bootyhole" always kills me.

Anus? Nah. Butthole? Nah. Asshole? Definitely not.

"Bootyhole" hits different.

[–] Cheskaz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, the meme itself made me laugh out loud, but I almost didn't save it because the word "bootyhole" gives me the creeps...

(Not to judge OP, or anyone who uses the word, this is a me problem)

[–] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need to know where you got that awesome picture for my cosmic horror TTRPG sessions lol

[–] AceSLS@ani.social 10 points 10 months ago

This seems to be the source

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can someone explain why coffee does that? I've not been able to find an explanation while being on the toilet at work.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Here is a good article that explains it. Interestingly coffee promotes the urge to poop in at least one-third of the population and tends to impact women more than men.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop#TOC_TITLE_HDR_2

Research has shown that caffeine makes the colon 60% more active than water and 23% more active than decaf coffee.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 21 points 10 months ago

Only coffee does this to me though. It's got to be a combination of things. I know coffee is higher in caffeine than most other drinks, but I sometimes take a caffeine pill, which is even higher, and it has never caused the coffee shits.

[–] Redfox8 4 points 10 months ago

I drink decaf and it still has the same effect for me.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You'll have to buy me a drink or two first, honey.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not investing that kind of capital into an anus I haven't even seen yet

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Sounds like you can’t afford it and I don’t let broke bitches near this bussy, sug.

[–] Redfox8 4 points 10 months ago

The smell is enough for me in the morning!

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Have you tried cleaning your coffee machine?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago
[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish coffee affected my anus. Nicotine deffo does. But not caffeine.

[–] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

3K breakfast