ON BEHALF OF LARD WILLIAM MALLARD, EARL OF AMBRIDGE, To all whom these presents COME GREETINGS Whereas upon the demise of our late, great and beloved homeland, FEDDIT UNITED KINGDOM, We, the inhabitants of thy local pond, hath truly instituted upon inspiration from the Almighty and Great Albatross, do truly declare that we establish, inaugurate and ordain QUACKHOUSE UNITED KINGDOM, known otherwise as Quackhouse.uk, an absolutely quackers community, on this day, the Twenty-Third of December, in the Second year of the Reign of His Majesty King Charles the Third, that is to say in the year of our Lord, Two thousand and twenty three.
Signed,
LONG LIVE QUACKHOUSE!