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For me, it's Jude the Obscure. That book is easily the worst book I have ever read, without a single redeeming quality, other than that it finally ends. I only finished it because Far from the Madding Crowd was so damn good.

But really, Jude is the gold standard of awful books, in my opinion.

What's your so-awful-it-deserves-shelf-space book, if you have one?

Or am I just weird?

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[–] Volcano_Tequila@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Jude the Obscure, an awful book? Back when I was in high school, I had to read something from a list of books in my senior year English class, and for reasons lost to time I chose Jude the Obscure. I had hated the standard high school reading books like Silas Marner and A Tale of Two Cities, so I did not welcome one more draggy book. But I sat down and read the book over several days, and got into it instantly, tragedy after tragedy unfolding. Maybe because I was in that awful period of senior year when you are in the midst of finishing college applications, takings SATs and Achievement Tests and whatnot, but I was a 17 year old in a dark mood. So the book spoke to me in the things may be bad, but they ain't that bad place.

The worst book I ever read was not a work of fiction. A guy named Sydney Guilaroff, perhaps the most famous hair stylist in Hollywood's golden age, who likely knew and worked with everyone on 400 plus movies, wrote was is generally believed the worst, most lie-filled, evasive, silliest autobiography ever published. When it came out right before he passed, people actually ridiculed it. What makes it the worst is that if he had been honest and forthcoming, he could have written a classic Hollywood story filled with anecdotes and intrigue, but he elected to concoct a completely false narrative.

[–] twiltywilty@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

'Girl Woman Other', a booker winner by Bernardine Evaristo. It felt half-baked, pretentious, & creepy in parts. There is no character or plot development. At that time I was also reading 'The Sympathizer' by Viet Ngueyen, and it's prose was lyrical with a nice heft to it. Compared to this, the prose of 'Girl Woman, Other', felt basic & it lacked depth, just like the whole book.

[–] borkborkbork99@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My friend wrote a weird, sexual book about the Moth Man named Moth-Man in my Mouth, but it’s only available as an audiobook. I wish I could put that on my shelf!

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[–] lrhcarp@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I have Jude the Obscure on my reading list. I’m gonna have to give it a second look.

[–] Turnips4evr@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I have several books on pre WW2 US eugenics, including one inscribed from one prominent eugenist to another. I have an interest in this topic because my great grandmother was sterilized for eugenic reasons. I keep these unreadable books as a tribute and to keep them from falling into the wrong hands. They will be burned when I am done with them.

[–] LuceCanon15@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Perfect Marriage. I raged for 2 weeks after reading that disaster. Plot holes everywhere. Nothing based in reality. Worst of all a main character that we hear the inner monologue of all book only to discover that they have deceived us, the reader, the entire time…I’m almost seething all over again

[–] General_doodius@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ready Player Two

[–] NotTheDot@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

City of Girls by Elizabeth Gilbert. An overstuffed pile of dreck disguised as a WWII novel. The rave reviews got me. I question the taste of every one of those readers.

Imagine asking a WWII friend of your father’s how they met, and in return you get a badly written pile of porn. The narrator was just an unhinged Mary Sue.

[–] hawkshaw1024@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Baldur's Gate: Bhaal must be stopped! by Philip Athans. The utterly awful novelisation of the first Baldur's Gate game. It's complete and utter trash, and I feel I must contain it in my apartment, lets anyone else read it.

(The second and third books are also trash, but like... marginally better.)

[–] SpikeVonLipwig@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

TRIGGER WARNING by William W Johnstone except it’s not by him cos he’s dead it’s actually by his illiterate Trumpist nephew. My partner and I get drunk and read chapters to each other, doing the voices we know the author was thinking in his head when he wrote it: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/37507173

[–] Ok_Dimension_2865@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Someone gifted me a signed first edition of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. I hated it so much I left it on a park bench for someone else to deal with.

[–] just-getting-by92@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Great expectations

[–] adlittle@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I have always had a soft spot for fiction set in prehistoric societies (basically anything pre-agriculture). Back when I first got my kindle, I didn't realize that there were a boatload of self-published novels on Amazon. I'd previously only bought paperbacks that, while of widely varying quality, had generally known the help of an editor and had to be good enough for a publisher to take a chance on.

Bought a book called "Ember" that was set in prehistoric Europe and, wow, it was so bad. Just everything was a wreck, I didn't know you could pay actual money for a book with misspellings, fragments, changes in voice, and random asides written like a junior high report on anthropology. I made maybe a quarter of the way and gave up.

My introduction to self-publishing put me off of trying anything else, though maybe that's unfair and there are lots of hidden gems?

[–] BurnerMcNeverPost@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ready Player 1, 2, and Armada are all unbelievably bad.

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[–] joeletaxiii@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cows by Matthew Stokoe. Fuck that book.

[–] MrsMiterSaw@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Day After Tomorrow by Alan Folsom.

[–] happymancry@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ayn Rand’s books. It’s weird too because there was a teenage phase where I loved them; but then I grew up. I think I keep them around because someday I’ll have to educate my kids about how to review books like those.

[–] Big_Mama_80@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

"The Swarm" by Frank Schätzing.

The plot:

The world begins to suffer an escalating and sensational series of natural disasters, and two marine biologists begin to develop a theory that the cause lies in the oceans, where an entity know as the Yrr has developed a massive network of single-cell organisms. It is wreaking havoc in order to prevent humankind from destroying the earth's ecological balance forever.

The Americans, under the ruthless General Judith Lee, take a more pragmatic approach than the scientists, seeking to wipe out the being of the deep.

The scene is set for a massive confrontation...

Sounds pretty exciting, right? It's even a bestseller! Well, I'll be brutally honest...I've never hated a book like I hate this one.

I found it to be sooooo boring that I'd rather clean public toilets instead of reading this again. It had so many different complicated characters that I couldn't even remember who was who without rifling back through the book to refresh myself.

Also, the scientific jargon used could only be understood if you were a huge science buff or worked in that field. I'm not one who complains about a little bit of science, I do really like "Jurassic Park" or "Congo", but the lay person would struggle to follow "The Swarm."

I don't know if it just got translated poorly over from German, but it wasn't my cup of tea at all.

[–] Murky-Perceptions@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Private Parts by HS, read it young and was one of the reasons I’ve kept reading. It was hilarious, well written and wasn’t at all pretentious. One of the few real “lol” books I’ve read.

I’m sure being 11 or 12 had something to do with it, I have not went back to revisit that literary Masterpiece, nor have I read the sequel.

[–] simplyelegant87@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

My Year of Rest and Relaxation. Everything I dislike in a book. It was monotonous to get through.

[–] ALittleGirlScout17@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Handmaids tale

[–] maturin-aubrey@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

For me, I know other like him, but I cannot stand cormac McCarthy- every sentence is a slog for me. No joy.

[–] princesspooball@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Verity. It was the very first Colleen Hoover book I have ever read and it will absolutely but the last. I hated the character names, the writing style,the whole plot, and the ridiculous "twist" ending

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Fourth wing and especially iron flame. I saw the hype so I read them and holy shit was it bad. It’s all like a combination of the last decades fantasy and YA but with a really poor new adult approach. The characters are honestly atrocious and so is the plot. People get mad when I said it but it’s just my opinion not for me.

[–] cat6Wire@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Atlas Shrugged

[–] AshKash313@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I plan to buy Clarissa Wild’s-Sick boys and Evil Boys. Those books is just a Wattpad cat and mouse frat boy fuck fest. Both are long just for the heck of it.

[–] BosskHogg@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Are you talking about The Celestine Prophecy?

[–] NGC3992@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Memnoch the Devil.

[–] RoyalAlbatross@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I read partway through a history book about the Gupta Dynasty in India, but was put off by how the Guptas were described not only as the “greatest” “most competent” but also “purest Indian” dynasty ever. Then I looked at the author name: his name was Gupta.

[–] panda388@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I worked at a public library for around 12 years as an aide in a very small Massachusetts town. I knew my regulars, and one guy with his wife would check out around 20-40 books every few days. And I mean novels. The husband tended towards fantasy and sci-fi, the wife towards non-fiction and basic fiction. But they really hit every genre. They. Read. Everything.

I asked about it once because I was interested and he said they did not own a TV. Weird to me, but whatever.

We had another similar guy who was a regular. Hyper-political and... self-intelligent? He thought he knew everything. He self-published a novella and aggressively pushed for us to include it in our collection. Mind you, you don't just toss a book on a library shelf. You have to add it to a database which takes some time. This guy was so fucking proud when his book hit the shelves and was checked out.

Guess who checked out this dude's novella. It was the guy with his wife who read everything and injust had to ask about it. He said it was the most poorly written and confusing thing he has ever given up on. He gave up on it! The book was maybe 90 pages. This guy could trek through multiple 1000 plus page books in a day and he gave up on basically a long pamphlet that insulted his intelligence so badly.

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[–] BastiantheMonk@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, Empress Theresa by Norman Boudin. Even though the Amazon review wars are just legendary with Norman not getting the hint that his magnum opus is a terrible book with some of the worst writing I have ever experienced from a commercially released novel, the book itself is a massive trainwreck and a half. Creepy obsession over a fictional underaged girl who can be definitively considered a mary sue, even if I hate the term, by the author. Nonsensical plot with terrible dialogue. Character descriptions on the level of My Immortal. It's on my shelf as a symbol of one of the worst things I have ever read.

[–] Scrungyboi@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Empress Theresa. Dear god is it bad. It doesn’t help that the author thinks that it is one of if not the best book every written. I highly recommend it to everyone so my suffering can be shared.

[–] mommasboy76@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Boba Fett trilogy are some of the only books I’ve ever thrown away. No one ever should have to be exposed to how shallow and flat they made him character.

[–] Alysoha@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

El Caballero Tetrapaq by Jorge Ureta

[–] StillTheNugget@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Shantaram. Woeful shite.

[–] madfrakker@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 99% garbage with a few gold nuggets buried. Gets shelf space since it has the original adrenochrome reference that inspired the Qanon nutballs.

[–] sheshoots4stars@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Absolutely Modelland by Tyra Banks. Even just reading the reviews on Goodreads and Amazon was so entertaining.

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[–] The-literary-jukes@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I just read Jude. I like it. Hardy, as always, embraces tragedy and his characters failure to break from societal norms and find happiness

[–] hannahismylove@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

When I was in college, my father gave me a book by Ann Coulter and told me in all earnestness that she was brilliant. Later that night, my BFF and I got stoned and read some of it aloud to each other.

Unfortunately, I threw it away. I should've saved it as a record of the most ridiculous trash I've ever read.

[–] karcas591@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Any book involving femininist literature quite awful I might say.

[–] Anexander@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Urshurak... kept for the art.... twilight fan fiction is written better

[–] 250-miles@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I haven't read it. But I got Rudy Giuliani's book Leadership for $1 because it's just so ironic. What's even funnier is that the used book store put another copy of it on display in the higher end section after I bought it because they probably thought people actually wanted to read it.

[–] Attempt_Livid@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, there are a lot of books that deserve that spot on my shelves. It's on the top of my shelf because I can't reach them, and no one can ever see them. That's how bad they are.

Here are my most infamously bad books:

The Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan

If He Had Been With Me by Laura Nowlin

These Violent Delights by Chloe Gong

November 9 by Colleen Hoover (of course, a Colleen Hoover book should be here)

There are more, but these are the ones that made me think that they deserved a spot that no one could reach. I really don't want to be bothered to look at them and be bothered about how bad they are. I sometimes reread them for some enjoyment, or maybe I want to give them a chance, but overall, I don't want to be bothered with these bad books.

[–] logistic52819@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I can’t stand The Lord Of The Flies. Idk if it was just me having to read it for my 8th grade class or what. It was the slowest burning book I have read. Then the last few chapters was when it STARTED to get a LITTLE good.

[–] DaysOfParadise@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently, Atlas Shrugged.

I found it to be boring, pretentious, badly plotted, and sophomoric. My husband says, 'but it's a classic!' - so I guess it stays. I'm putting it in that awkward spot behind the bookcase trim. On the bottom.

[–] paupersdrop@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Tommyknockers by Stephen King I found impossible to finish.

[–] Bloodysamflint@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I have a copy of Gravity's Rainbow that I'm just waiting for the right sucker to convince to read it.

I was very briefly tempted to put it on a "recommended reading list" for junior officers when I was a commander, but I'm pretty sure that's against the Geneva Convention rules.

[–] shrikeskull@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Gates of Janus. This was written by serial killer Ian Brady. The first half is rambling pseudo-philosophical nonsense that a college freshman would write. The second half is about other serial killers. It’s all quite pointless, except for the original afterward by Peter Sotos, who described the book as crap and that it was essentially child pornography. A nice cash grab for the publisher, Feral House.

[–] Bloodysamflint@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

On the Road by Jack Kerouac is not good, and I hate all the characters to varying degrees.

[–] DocBenway1970@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

DH Lawrence, Twilight in Italy. I bought it at Roma Termini to read on the train. Within an hour, I was so angry at DH Lawrence I purposely left it on the train. Whiny, pretentious, precious, fussy garbage. You wished you could tell him, 'if you hate this place so much, go home.'

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