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[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How is babby formed?

[–] wal_kr@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?

[–] Amanduh@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think this is my favorite, what a classic video

[–] Black616Angel@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

I like the starch masks and the pregante ones best.

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

pregananant

[–] Amanduh@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pergnat

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pregante

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

gregnat

[–] reflex@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat?

[–] brewbellyblueberry@sopuli.xyz 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Am I Pregant?

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Really glad you reminded me of these masterpieces. Thsnks!

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Pregn't.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't.

Can I get a translation, please?

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If a girl gets pregnant and has sex again, resulting in another pregnancy, will the girl have twins or will they fight in the womb?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wish you were wrong so I could say fuck spez 💔

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Take a number, kid.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

I'll leave you guys to it then

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

PREGANANANT?!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The really cool part is that there is some evidence of multiple pregnancies occuring in humans (that's getting impregnated twice and carrying both babies at the same time) and even some speculation that that might be why some twins are born with one which seems less developed than the other

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Know a woman with interesting habits that conceived "twins" from two guys in one night.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it involves more than one sperm donors, she may end up with twins that are half siblings.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So through artificial insemination?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

It depends on how prefnut she gets. Big prefnut? Bigger prefnut?

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's like thunder dome, two nuts in, ...

[–] Pissnpink 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fight in the womb might not be too far off. I've read that sperm goes after competing sperm in the uterus. Maybe that's a bit over simplified though.

[–] a_mac_and_con@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe it's more accurate to refer to vanishing twin syndrome?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Obligatory how is prangent formed

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

yes

[–] stackPeek@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I actually know who posted this lol

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Throwaway man

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Survival of the fittest