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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[โ€“] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] quinkin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Spare Parts

[โ€“] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Batman bin Suparman

[โ€“] HunkyBrewster@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] FireWire400@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Any name that can be spelled a million different ways

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There is a Pokemon competitive player named Chuppa Cross IV. Which means not only that somebody was unironically named Chuppa, but also his father, and his grandfather, and his greatgrandfather as well.

[โ€“] MJBrune@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Lincoln Ford Mercury.

[โ€“] JSens1998@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tiktok Lad, Reddit guy, Discord mod

[โ€“] brunofin@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[โ€“] kakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bumperpucker

Appropriation

Gurner

Clap

Clippy

Pickles

Masher

Guana

Iguana

[โ€“] 30p87@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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[โ€“] CJOtheReal@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Hell, if the Amaricans and Vietnamese can call a girl "Kim", then we can call a boy "Jennifer" and say we got inspired.

[โ€“] Cyanity@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

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Spewart

I will not elaborate

[โ€“] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Squemp

Bongchez

Libble

Grover

Worm

Big Dawg

Cheese

[โ€“] toastal@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

ส˜ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK

[โ€“] roo@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] justhach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Skibblezz DeWicket

Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

[โ€“] ElGosso@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules ("tes-ti-CLEEZ")

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