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I got goblin warlock

EDIT: I am making all the characters in DALLE until I run out of boosts

Sorry guys, I'm out. It was a lot of fun!

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[–] Blackmist 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Warforged Dad.

I think that's just Kratos.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that, cracked me up.

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well now I'll have to roll one!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

I didn't start out with the intent of making the characters in AI, or making people try new builds but I'm glad I chased a whim

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't there a comic about that or something? Lol

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

https://comicpress.socksandpuppets.com/

The author is actually pretty active on Lemmy, too! I wish I can remember their username, so I can mention it here to bring them the attention.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're thinking of @ahdok@ttrpg.network

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yes! Thank you

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[–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Konsi is a Goblin Cleric

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[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

....I want to learn about your homebrew campaign 😄

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] VanitasTheUnversed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Paladin Fairy?

"I AM DEVOUT TO MY GOD!" Gets flicked across the room

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago

Here you go

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

King gizzard the lizard wizard.

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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Doug@midwest.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your spells are dadisms

"Walk it off" - cure light wounds

"If I told you once I told you a thousand times..." - command

"Great job, kiddo" - bless

"What you're gonna wanna do is..." - guidance

You get the idea

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh I'm here for this.

"They don't make them like they used to. " -mending

"I know a guy..." -commune

"Not under my roof..." -banishment

"You call that music? This is music!" -toll the dead

"You see the game last weekend?" -fast friends

"He's not sleeping. He's just resting his eyes..." - gentle repose

"Where'd you have it last?" -locate object

"You know I was quite the athlete when I was your age..." -freedom of movement

Hey, Dungeons and Daddies, are you reading this gold?

[–] betz24@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goblin Cleric. Certainly an interesting combo. Konzi-esque, perhaps?

[–] CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Got the same

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Warforged Ranger. So he can calculate his arrow trajectories to 16 digits of precision.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe it's residual migraine but I am struggling to pick out anything other than two instances of goblin. Something about the text alignment and boldness seems off too.

But I guess I can settle for goblin goblin.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Badger song, Faerun edition:

Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Furbolg furbolg Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Furbolg furbolg Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin Goblin goblin goblin GNOLL OH GNOLL OOOOOOOH GNOOOOOOLL!

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biploxodon.

Idk anything about dnd. Am I a dinosaur?

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[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m the Hub Don. If your quest is related to organized crime involving hubs, apparently I’m the guy to talk to.

It’s cool. I didn’t get where I am today by being a psychopath. Don’t try to mess with my business and we’ll get along fine. Probably.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fairy cleric. There's an inappropriate joke in there somewhere.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago

I would convert

Goblin artificer. Sounds pretty dope actually

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Changeling Cleric, which was literally the character a buddy of mine played in our Eberron campaign back in uni. Priest of the traveller, patron god of scumbags and assholes.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

Here you go

[–] malijaffri@feddit.ch 6 points 1 year ago

Dog Artificer.

Certainly... interesting

[–] Grumlin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Halfling Bard

[–] 8tomat8@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Monk Dad 😐

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Half-orc ranger?

Maaaaan.... 😟

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[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lizard Folk Cleric!

All hail the scaled god, bringer of bountiful pestilence, ever glowing warmth to the hatchling and the cold blooded queen of vengeance!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

Here you go

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