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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
    • If you feel strongly that you want politics back, please volunteer as a mod.
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] PantsOnHead@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I made sure not to use my real name this time. I had too much karma when I realized how dumb a move that was.

[–] Lemmylefty@vlemmy.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember back in the old web when letting people know your real name was a horrifying breach of personal privacy? Heck, having the same username for multiple places gave me the hives, if it was unique enough.

We need to go back to those days; not just for safety reasons but because there’s a freedom to the individualized anonymity of being a (apparently) distinct user in each instance.

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[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah I sometimes wish my parents didn't name me trouser_mouse

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[–] MisterCreamyShits@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

I got this!

[–] Username02@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] BumWorms@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Fartpoopbuttturd@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Perfectly happy with my username thank you very much

[–] IuseArchbtw@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

I have just the best username.

[–] IverCoder@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@spez@lemmy.world @spez@lemmy.ml @spez@beehaw.org @spez@sh.itjust.works

Idk if these accounts exists but...

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[–] disasterpiece@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

My old Reddit username has my birth year in it. Not as cringy now that I’m older, but when I made my account I was 15 lol. Big time “Summer Reddit” energy

[–] OfficialBarackObama@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't improve on perfection

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[–] ItsMyFirstDay@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Make sure it will stay relevant

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[–] ruck_feddit@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

Eh I'll be fine.

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Well this is a bit awkward

[–] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wanted PanGalacticGargleBlaster but apparently that was to long. So now I'm probably named like a gay pornstar. Well, it is what it is

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[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I just chose my real name.

[–] elonmusk@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Take that name out your goddamn mouth!

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[–] DarthDarthBinks@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reddit couldnt let me reach my full potential. Look at me and tremble!

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[–] RickMoreanus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I had this one in my head for yeaaaaars and I'm so glad I can start from scratch here in the fediverse.

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Definitely corrected the mistake, I went much dumber this time around.

[–] knobbysideup@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can screw it up. My display name here, for example, isn't my login name.

[–] MouldyPriestASSHOLE@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[–] lol@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] alman@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Still waiting for u/fuckswithducks

[–] opensourcedeeznuts@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I put a typo in my username when I first signed up on Reddit. I got it right this time! I think...

[–] Obstinatrician@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Swing and a miss

[–] Alice@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Alice. Literally just my name

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[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Kept the same username I've had for 20+ years.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can set your own display name, and you can have any username you want if you run your own instance or at least join a small one. Getting that one special username is not that important which is great because it's another feature that keeps egos in check.

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[–] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm still waiting for our legend rimjob_steve.

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[–] Magnificent@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I think I smashed it this time

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[–] AmIAwake@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

My last one was "AmiawakeWasTaken"... so glad I got here first this time!

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is true. I wonder if Spez is already taken...

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[–] boopdepop@lemmy.fmhy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I always regretted my reddit username, I did better this time (I guess)

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[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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