10,000 years? But I want to forget about Windows 11 now.
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Me taking out a piece of hermetically sealed perfectly persevered data storage glass 10000 years in the future:
Scratches it immediately
Edit:
Also me, storing several TB's of porn on ultra durable glass plates:
The future will thank me
Coding errors can live on in infamy!
Wow, so Microsoft can now make memory efficient Windows? A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
Several TB you say. So one install is MS OS.
Is it durable just because it's thick, or can we use this tech in mobile screens too?
MS: it can last for 10000 years!
Me: have you tested that
MS: well no b-
Me: your company is not even 50 years old
MS: but we ran the simulations
Me: ...
I really hate this like 'in my imaginary world, where everything is perfect and not as much as an atom of dirt comes into contact with the product, and therefore nobody uses the product while it is sealed in a vacuum chamber, then hypothetically it will still be good in a billion years. MTBF = infinity. ship it.'
I get where you're coming from, but I also think it's fair to say archaeologists have at least some insight into what happens to glass over long periods of time. Hopefully Microsoft has consulted with them.
Ridulian crystal v1
I hope this will end up being available to regular consumers one day and not just as an expensive enterprise solution.
Ah so that's what those traslucid bricks were in star trek!