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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?

[–] Evil_Opossum@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral isn't that bad when you're doing programming since the extra vertical space is really convenient.

I've been lawful neutral ever since the pandemic forced work from home.

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.

It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic good but I REALLY vibe with that chaotic evil

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.

[–] NightmareQueenJune@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I have four screens from four different manufacturers, with three different sizes, three different resolutions, two different aspect ratios and two different refresh rates.
Two of these are resurrected from the dead of which one has a high voltage cold cathode driver externally plastered to it's back (because the internal failed and there was no space inside) and the other one shining from every pore because I "replaced" one cold cathode tube by plastering the "replacement" tube somewhere in the housing of the monitor to fool the driver into thinking all tubes are fine (one was defect, the driver doesn't work without every tube connected and putting the replacement in the place where it should belong is too much work).
I am basically the evil necromancer of chaotic evil.

  1. 27 inch, 1440p, 16:9, 144Hz, Asus
  2. 24 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz (driver sticking out), BenQ
  3. 21 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz, Iiyama
  4. 21 inch, 1680x1050p, 16:10, 60Hz, Eizo

I can provide pictures later today if someone's interested.
Edit: Here are the pictures

[–] Nobsi@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oooh yes I too have 3 different monitors of different makes and sizes!

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

What makes a person turn neutral-neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

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[–] MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

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[–] Templa@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

[–] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lawful Evil at work Neutral Good at home Shockingly accurate about more than just the monitors!

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My setup isn't featured, but it's basically neutral good with the laptop below it in the middle.

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[–] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[–] chrishazfun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Neutral, if you align the secondary monitor right Everything Works™

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

[–] gsf@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Same. And I fixed the 720p with a resistor kit a few years ago when it fritzed out. Some terminal fonts look great on those chunky pixels.

[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[–] cesium@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At work I have chaotic neutral but I slot my laptop underneath the landscape screen so it fits snugly in the corner.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

[–] ex_nihilo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

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