I'm at true neutral.
Guess I'm chaotic evil
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I think they're all evil with those skulls on the screen.
Why is it neutral evil to have a monitor without a face?
You don't have a soul trapped inside your desktop wallpaper?
Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).
I know it's been out for years but I don't understand anything about this meme format. Reminds me of mbti bullshit
It's an alignment chart, most commonly used for D&D (and other TTRPG) characters.
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I’ve got a sideways monitor, a rightway monitor and a laptop all scrunched together, what does that make me?
You are not invited to D&D.
Go watch some Stranger Things
The "tie fighter" setup of vertical, horizontal, vertical, gives me nausea
I guess I'm LE. Its the only way my monitors would fit in my space :(
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I'm lawful neutral monitorally but ideologically chaotic neutral. This and that then.
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I am chaotic good at home with a 4K and a laptop screen
But at work it’s all 1080 monitors (unfortunately) so I have 3 and I a mix of chaotic neutral and lawful evil 😂 2 portraits then a landscape
You forgot just laptop and my other screens are just pretty pictures. Covid really changed how I work hahaha
I use a 42" 4K monitor. Same working area as 4 x 21" 1920x1080 screens but more flexible. Been doing so for ~10 years. When my old 39" 4K monitor broke I used 2 x 24 inch monitors + laptop screen for a while but I ended up buying another big monitor instead, it's just so convenient.
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Chaotic good. I refuse to get rid of the little one. My electronics only leave me when they're fubar.
I'm a reverse Lawful Neutral; laptop on the left, monitor on the right.
Before that I had a 16:9 monitor on the left and a 4:3 monitor on the right. That doesn't seem to be in the chart anywhere.
Seriously, someone needs to start making high-quality 4:3 monitors again. Sure, they're not great for movies and modern video games, but they're great for reading.
Chaotic evil baby. I need somewhere to read long documents, manga, man pages and configs.
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Lawful good at home.
Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?
Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.
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Chaotic neutral should be a solo laptop screen.
I'm neutral impoverished.
Chaotic good but I REALLY vibe with that chaotic evil
I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.
Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front
Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.
It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.
Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?
So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.
I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?