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[–] netvor@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

More nuanced reply: I do tend to complain

  • less about certain bugs and limitations, where I can understand that the problem is harder than it seems
  • and more about others, where I have to imagine a poor intern dragged around by bad advice for several sprints, finally marking the task done (forehead sweating and all), even though they did not really know what they were doing even for a minute.
[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Knowing how to code and interacting with stuff like the nintendo e shop scrollimg performance being super shit makes me think I would absolutely be fired if I deployed shit like that in prod for millions of users.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 23 hours ago

Instead they'll become curiosities leading down rabbit holes to understand why and how they happened.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 10 points 22 hours ago
[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 8 points 22 hours ago

Nah I just changed from "these game devs" to "these game studios"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.

[–] Blaiz0r@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

As someone who had a career as a web developer and had to build sites that worked pixel perfect on multiple devices and clients I think game developers are jokers

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago

Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels

[–] tino@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Just know a human developer and remember they're all humans

[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

Even flies?

[–] sirico 4 points 23 hours ago

Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago
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