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[–] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 4 hours ago

I wish I could quit Whatsapp but my fucking country (Brazil) depends on it for everything

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

I believe in "free speech" but if you leave my platforms you're virtue signalling.

Or it could be your social media sites are full of death of the internet AI garbage and bullshit.

[–] splonglo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Man, Zuck the cuck Fuckerberg is really virtue signalling saying something like that damn

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Well then I'm virtue signalling, fuckface. I deleted all the Meta platforms I used, save for my fake white supremacist Facebook account because I use that to tell the employers of Nazis that a Nazi works for them. I am done with my personal accounts though.

[–] Dvixen@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's not virtue signalling if you truly mean it.

Our feeds should be our own.

I quit Crackbook a decade ago over the algorithm forcing shit at me I had no interest in.

That's when I learned what a dark pattern was. I started seeing it pop up nearly everywhere that used algorithms.

Did the same with Twatter a few years ago. Again, I was over being forced to see shit I had zero interest in. This time I removed my footprint, leaving a handful of posts.

No one noticed either time I'd left. (No one ever does. That's a whole other rant about the state of anti social media.)

Never used Threads. Won't even click on the ones that are shoved at me through Insta.

Kept Insta for patterns and recipes, and over time I've stopped engaging on the platform. It's just as bad as the others for the algorithm and ads. Staying is on me, I know. Sunk cost fallacy or whatever. I didn't want to lose my collection of patterns that exist no where else.

I started the process of removing what little remains of my presence on IG. Discovered I'm not allowed to remove likes 'to protect the community'. Deleting my own content bugs out often. Removing saved bookmarks bugs out often. No way to keep the videos I refer to often to make things.

Damned straight I mean it when I say I will cease using Meta products. I am tired of being told how to use something, or how I should think and what I should believe.

Zuck can fuck all the way off.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What about a self driven network, would you be interested in that?

[–] Dvixen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I would certainly check one out. Federated instances are a good start, being able to curate my own feeds and interests (tags being hijacked is a PITA) but I hold concern of the eventual crap creep.

I think I am in my Old Person Yells At Internet era.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Anyone who quits Meta says Mark Zuckerberg is a colossal dick.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

so he admits it's virtuous... just that he thinks some people are doing it disingenuously...?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

"Everyone is a psychopath like me therefore anything virtuous is disingenuous."

I kind of think a certain amount of money makes you... Inhuman for a lack of a better word. Not only not playing the same game as the rest of us, but so far removed that they don't remember the rules.

Like we're all a part of something together, but when you get to a certain point of wealth (or more likely in order to get to a certain point of wealth) the rest of humanity are just things that give you wealth and not beings such as yourself.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

You know, some people actually try to be good people.

Fuckerberg.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

I quit facebook during the obama administration lol

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago

If quitting your site can be taken as virtue signaling against misinformation and bigotry, your site may have some systemic issues.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm not "virtue signaling" I'm tired. I'm tired of the ads.

I'm tired of the algorithm intentionally fueling flame wars.

I'm tired of INESCAPABLE "meme pages," run by spam bots, that just recycle the same tired shit over and over and over again.

I'm tired of the THREE different video systems that are inexplicably not interoperable. Reels, Facebook Live, and video Instagram posts all showing up in my timeline but all are part of separate systems. Meanwhile, if I share a link to a YouTube video, it gets suppressed by the almighty algorithm. Because how dare I show my followers/friends something they'd might like to see if it takes their eyeballs away from Facebook.

Finally, I'm tired of companies selling people like me down the river to score political points with chuds.

[–] dx1@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I literally cannot stop getting "support our troops" or other "MAGA" style shit right now. Also random Zionist pages. I've never "liked" any of them, I've hit "hide posts like this" a million times, nothing fixes it. And if you actually tried to contradict people on those posts, I mean, the ones that get sent to you have 10,000 comments, you're just shouting into the void.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 11 points 20 hours ago

Ah, so he admits that it is virtuous!

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The phrase "virtue signalling" is itself a form of virtue signalling 😏

[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 18 points 23 hours ago

Well then, since 2016 I've been a Virtue signaling mother fucker. Fuck Zuck!

[–] Zpiritual@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Looks like he is starting to follow Elon down into the rabbit hole off asshattery.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He’s been an asshat at least as far back as when he was enrolled at Harvard. Facebook was originally called Facemash, a “hot or not” clone for guys at Harvard to rate the attractiveness of their female classmates (without consent).

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Starting to? He's been on that road at least as long as musk of not before.

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago
[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

My virtues are signaling over here

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Fuck you Zuck. Leaving Facebook has been great for me, it's not virtue signaling, it's a quality of life improvement.

Ass.

[–] fakeman_pretendname 29 points 1 day ago

Lemmy user says anyone who doesn't quit being CEO of Meta is 'guillotine signaling'

[–] Soulifix@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the same guy who has called people 'dumbasses' at one point for trusting him.

Which is it, Asspuckerberg? Is everyone a 'dumbass' for having joined you and your shitty platforms in the first place or is everyone 'virtue signaling' because they've finally grown tired of it? Sounds to me, one of these paths has the high road, so yes, I'll gladly do it in the name of virtue-signaling. A signaling of how that there's mountains of your bullshit that can't be withstood anymore.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Not just dumbass. He called them "dumb fucks" for trusting him and his site.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Guess I was "virtue signalling" back before the term was even coined.

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
Virtue signaling is a good thing. The problem is lack of virtue, not presence of signals.
[–] phughes@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What I love most about the phrase "virtue signaling" is that when people accuse you of it they are themselves virtue signaling.

[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I want to agree, but terms like "vice" and "virtue" are subjective. To label what Cuckerberg and his ilk are doing as "virtue" signaling lends credibility to their idea that their vice is virtue. Similar to how the GOP calls themselves the party of "law and order".

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

sounds like he recently received a magadouche orientation and is going through the lexicon

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I like the term vice signaling, which is what they do all the time. at least I get virtue signaling. but these people are like "hey look how terrible I am" and it's just baffling.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago

I'm not sure if this headline meets the criteria for not the onion.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 164 points 1 day ago (6 children)

isn't virtue signaling doing something good but just for shows? so he is implying that quitting fb is a good thing to do

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago

What a fucking loser.

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Zuckerberg reportedly decided to do away with censorship mechanisms at Meta after a seemingly innocuous photo that he posted on Facebook in November 2023 about the surgery that was performed on his left anterior cruciate ligament failed to go viral,

pathetic

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[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

lol

Eat turds Zuck

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Says the guy who suddenly started hitting all the typical shithead slogans and talking point as soon as it seemed beneficial.

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