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Imagine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Terminal with stories

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[–] Hexagon@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago

Stop! Don't give them ideas!

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
i receive: you receive:
Ads Adblock

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                      🫶🏻

edit: didnt work but yall know what i mean
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[–] ilovegodette@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

KILL SELF

SUDO !!

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would build my own hardware if necessary.

[–] alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

FOSH

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

npm is waaaay ahead of you

[–] greembow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine: Ubuntu Pro. Oh wait. they sold out already.

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.

Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical's alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team

[–] greembow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I agree with you! Canonical's licensing is the best in the business. I like and use Ubuntu pro at work and use it with my homelab. I just don't love the ads in the terminal.

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the developers of composer are way ahead of you, every time I run composer install I get a blue and yellow "stand with ukraine"...

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[–] fnmain@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)

[–] fnmain@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

I made it

[–] Ebsku@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

Don't give Microsoft ideas

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