Anon plays GTA : greentext

[–] reflex@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take off your head scarf.

Six crescents Sharia wanted level.

Sharia Weapons And Tactics deployed:
Bearded men with sticks and stones riding camels and Toyota pickups.

You shift into first and start driving . . . .

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

Instantly hit with acid by every male in rendering range.

[+] cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed. If you're gonna meme, meme accurately

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to mention that GTA Online doesn't even have 6 stars, 5 is max. Literally unlaughable.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That may have been part of the joke though.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I have considered that possibility, but we're being excessively accurate for humorous effect.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dubai is literally like the loose sex capital of the world for rich people. OP is confusing Dubai with Saudi Arabia and even they are reluctantly starting to liberalize.

[–] burningmatches 19 points 1 year ago

Dubai is less conservative than other places in the region, but it’s still fairly strict by international standards. It was illegal to live with an unmarried partner in the UAE until 2020 and extra-marital sex is still an offence.

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

7 stars if she driving that car.

[–] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Police on hoverbikes have been dispatched to your location.

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