Melbourne

Family movie night. Encanto.... maybe viewing number 10?... I think my equivalent at this age was Back to the Future. I feel I was cooler.....fight me

It's very wimdy. 😲 The front door flew open unbeknownst to me, ( the lock mustn't have been snibbed ) so when I opened the back door a vacuum literally sucked a heavy vase off the window ledge which then smashed on the floor.

fucking christ. trying to access work sever via vpn on a win10 laptop, vaguely mutter to myself "ugh you running sl-o-o-o-w is that why you're reporting as offline, baby?"

Windows fucking suggestion pops up with "Slow machine? check this" to which I say the only true and proper response of #YOU FUCKING WHAT MY SON

and prompt destruction of all microphone permissions.

This is a machine that has been gutted of bloatware and cortana, btw. Never. Trust. the cunce.

ya like wind do ya?

If I had a nickel every time my data was compromised in the past year. I’d have three nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened three time.

(Optus in September of last year, AHM in roughly November of last year and now Dymocks) (Also I posted this in Thursday's DT not realising it's Thursday and I'm like "it's been five hours, why have I only gotten one like?" idiot... hahaha)

argh, what happened to Spring?

Fucking joy, opened the wardrobe and somehow managed to hit my head and left hand with the door. Got a lovely looking egg on my forehead now.

I swear to God, if I start getting concussion symptoms (or worse), I am going to be very annoyed. Assignment is due Sunday and I'm still 600 or so words out from completion, so I literally do not have time for this bullshit.

My anal canal lied; that was not a fart. 🤦‍♀️😅

Fireplace on.

Drinks poured.

Baldur's gate 3 installed on the PS5

Let's fucking goooooooooo

AFLW - Danielle Ponter (Adelaide) has kicked a goal from the centre circle at Ikon Park. WTF!

Police have arrested the driver of a vehicle that struck several pedestrians before colliding with two other vehicles near the corner of Bourke and Russell streets in Melbourne’s CBD this evening

Typical evening in Gotham City.

NtccJnr is home sick. Well, not very sick but not good enough for school. Heater has been cranked up and fresh warm popcornn is nownwarming our bellies.

Suggested soundtrack for the day

Mr Peeler heard today that one of his cousins lost her short battle with MND today. It was only just over a couple of years ago she was fine, came over to our place for lunch. Here's hoping we can find a cure soon. I'm a bit of a stunned mullet, but Mr Peeler will be very upset as he was close to his cousins, having no siblings.

Lemmy is being a butt. It keeps logging me out and saying my credentials are wrong (they’re not) but letting me back when I close and re-enter. Only to do it again on navigating to reply to a comment.

Lemmy we need to discuss your pranks

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I'm doing a lot of dancing tonight because it's cold despite the heater being on and I ate a lot of mini cheesecakes.

Carn the Blue baggers.