I bought one of those ge induction ovens to swap out a gas one. The only smart feature I liked was the ability to turn my oven on to preheat from my phone. Guess what feature just doesn't work no matter the tech support help i get with it.
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I worked for a phone manufacturer a few years ago. We'd get callers who were referred to us by shitty IOT vendors who wanted to insist their buggy apps just didn't work because our phone broke it and not because their crappy IOT "features" were clearly tossed together by lowest bidder contractors they stopped paying 2 years ago. The number of IOT devices I just referred the customer to the Google Play reviews and read them the first 5 reviews that all detail various bugs in the companion app was concerning to say the least
Seems to me like they do not know how to make a good oven.
Why the fuck can't we make things hot without the internet? FFS
Fire: "I got you, bro."
A fire is what you may get when a hacker decides to turn the oven on for you.
It's like playing Zomboid, but you don't actually have to break into the house to put your clothes in the oven and turn it on.
Our GE Profile oven did the same. Of course the software is so shit, it tripped up connecting to the VLAN I set up and now it has air fry mode and no wifi.
Maybe try switching to airplane mode on your phone while trying to onboard the oven? I’m sure it’s too late for that.
They are smart because they know how to spy on you without telling you.
Maybe you can buy a DLC to have additional functionality. Or you need to pay micro transactions with each cooking. No money is wasted.
Any smart feature must be optional.
I have smart lights at home, none is required to get light in the rooms, they are only used for mood lighting.
We have a lot of smart plugs that we use for plant timers. They are way more accurate than the old school notched wheel ones and we can set them to actual sunrise and sunset. They also can just be turned on and used like a switch if the internet goes out