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[–] Feline@hexbear.net 20 points 5 hours ago

This is why I have a Xiaomi phone. Sure, it's a little bloated with apps. But who knows what it's doing to the telecom network? deng-salute

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/talking-toy-or-spy/

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 36 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I haven't opened it up but I would bet you my coffee maker has exactly three wires in it

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 22 points 6 hours ago

Literally one of the simplest devices in my home, which has been simplified and cost cut to the point where it’s literally just a single hot plate and some tubing

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 42 points 7 hours ago

The red one is communist

[–] nandos_house_of_glues@hexbear.net 11 points 6 hours ago

Concerning.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 30 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Experts say

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

[whom?]

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Me, I am the expert they consult. They pay me in cardstock images of George Washington. Its not much, but its honest work

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 41 points 9 hours ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 48 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

American companies would never spy on consumers so-true

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 28 points 8 hours ago

In capitalist America, TV watches you!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 24 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

They've got reams, Jerry, REAMS! kitty-cri-screm

projection

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 23 points 9 hours ago

Buying generic recyclable nespresso pods so Xi knows I’m the real deal

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I love how they act like American devices don't do the exact same thing

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

They do the same thing, but can actually effect your life.

What the heck is Xi gonna do if he sees I drink coffee? Post about it? Biden could order me killed in a moments notice.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 25 points 7 hours ago

But if you're American it's your duty to be spied on by your overlords, not their overlords

[–] Sam@hexbear.net 35 points 10 hours ago

Me talking loudly into my google phone about how much I love Capitalism and then switching to talking loudly into my Huwaei phone about how much I hate Capitalism.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

the Chinese are in your walls

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I play red sun in the sky on a daily basis so they know to spare me

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The surgical dongfeng missle strike will spare every hexbrar's house fr fr

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 14 points 8 hours ago

Spare me? I'll be guiding them to my exact location with two of those glow sticks they use at the airport.