Dude, the project has 213 open requests and 19,074 handled. 1% of all requests are thus unhandled and people are ~~complaining~~ losing their minds about one of those 1%.
Calm the fuck down.
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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Isn’t that only one (albeit official) implementation of Mastodon, or have I misunderstood how fediverse apps work completely?
On another project, my 4-year-old readme update was finally approved this month. Timely.
Let me guess, you had to argue with the maintainers because you tried to submit it without adding tests for a 2 line markdown file update?
Nah, I just forgot about it for 4 years until I got the "accepted" email. And it was 1 line. 1 character, even.
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Friendica user: "You say you want the Fediverse to have this feature? The Fediverse has this feature. Mastodon doesn't, but the Fediverse has. The Fediverse is not only Mastodon. Friendica has it. Friendica has had it since its inception in 2010, over five years before Mastodon was launched. And Friendica has always been part of the Fediverse. And since Mastodon was launched, it has been federated with Friendica. So there."
god damn why do so many federated services have such awful fucking names that feel disgusting to say
friendica sounds like a strain of bacteria that eats your ligaments
TROCHEES, MOTHER FUCKERS, USE THEM IN YOUR FUCKING BRANDING.
FACEBOOK. YOUTUBE. WHATSAPP. TIKTOK. SNAPCHAT. REDDIT. DISCORD. TUMBLR.
TWITTER before it turned to utter shit partially because its name was changed to "X".
Hell even LEMMY is a Trochee and I think that's part of why it's managed to stand up to reddit this well!
Even the big names that AREN'T trochaic get truncated to trochees! INSTA! PIN-TREST!
They try to truncate Mastodon to Mast-o but people keep thinking THAT'S a reference to a disease too.
fucking hell
I'M MAD BECAUSE I WANT FEDVERSE SHIT TO SUCCEED AND IT'S LEAVING THIS PERFECTLY ACCESSIBLE LOW HANGING FRUIT TO ROT ON THE VINE WHEN IT NEEDS EVERY LAST FUCKING SCRAP OF HELP IT CAN GET
the best time to change it was before it was made.
the second best time is RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
and the longer they delay, the more painful it's going to be getting passed up by BLUESKY.
You're not wrong; Friendica, Diaspora, Pleroma, they all sound like some kind of bacteria or infection.
tfw my doctor tests me positive for Pleroma Friendica Diaspora 😭💀
What is a trochee? I looked it up but I don't understand
Trochee refers to a specific structure and rhythm found in some words within the English lexicon.
It's about how many syllables there are, and which syllable(s) are accentuated.
Trochees are two-syllable words where the first syllable is accentuated. The word "English" is itself a trochee. Like the other social media names I mentioned: TWIT-ter, FACE-book, DIS-cord, YOU-tube
They're generally snappy and fun to say, especially to string together (such as in the XKCD comic I linked)
You can categorize every word in english as fitting some pattern of rhythm for its count of syllables
Mastodon has three syllables with stress (accentuation) on the first. MAST-o-don.
Its metrical categorization is called Dactylic, like these words:
BI-cy-cle, TYP-ic-al, EL-eph-ant, PO-et-ry, MUR-mur-ing, END-less-ly.
So... Fedi?
actually i think i've heard people call it Fedi and I think it'd catch on.
Maston
Fedverse
Friendic
These kinda suck, tbh. Might need a full rebrand.
At least Misskey is a trochee
Proposal for Mastodon: Trunky.
It's bouncy and fun sounding with bright percussive phonemes. The "R" also gives it an energetic vibe.
Being a microblogging platform, it can both be a reference of how one truncates one's messages, but also maintain the mammoth reference as well as sidelong imply the other definitions of 'trunk' which are also useful: a box where you keep stuff, and the central pathway from which other pathways branch.
You can keep calling the posts "toots" too.
However, I think "Favorites" should just be called Likes, or hell ... updoots if you REALLY want to lean into the mascot.
If so, however, boosting and bookmarking should also be changed to align with the mascot.
Either call them Retoots ... or Trumpets! And bookmarking can just be called "Remember" (because "Elephants Never Forget")
I like that. They need to lean in to it
I think Friendica is a good name. And I don't think it sounds like a bacterial strain that eats ligaments. I think of friendship when I hear it.
it's the third weed type: sativa, indica, and friendica.
It's a bad name in terms of marketing. When I read it, I think scheme, knock off, or cheap.
I get your point, but this has such "it's gnu/linux" energy.
Benevolent dictator for life for life?
Yeah, to go with my Detective Comics Comics comic books.
puting in my personal identification number number at the automatic teller machine machine
Every major open source project has a couple dozen of these
An option for a mute duration of 1 year is all I ask for.