I wish I didn't have a little pickle down below :(
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Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card
I've heard it's not the size of the pickle but how flavorful the brine is.
Or something, I'm not crazy about pickles or cucumbers
My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.
I truly apologize for not reading your username correctly before making a snarky comment, and deeply regret and am sorry for any negative feelings I may have caused.
It is my hope beyond hope that you are able to have your body match who you are inside, you beautiful beautiful wonderful person, you.
I can help ✂️
If only it were that easy, I actually did try it before. But I just gave myself a cut and bled a lot. I am a real pussy when it comes to blood and pain, despite not having one myself (I really wish I did 😔)
God, pretty sure you can bleed out to death if you do to do that; and even if you survive the pissing experience would be terrible. Stay strong sis
Yeah thankfully my dysphoria isn't anywhere near that bad anymore since the fucker shrank so much on estrogen, I do hope that sometime in the future I won't have this nub sticking out of me anymore and will have a nice vagina (I'll even settle for 0 depth, just to stop having a thing sticking out of me).
Who is the artist?
A sexy little pickle with a juicy little booty.
In case you're still wondering, it seems like the artist is G Mosley (@gmosley_ on Instagram)
Thanks!
Rick Sanchez?
Funniest shit ever
Why is that juicy little booty right under where the shoulder blades would go? The booty is too high! The sky is falling! AAAAAGH!