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[–] aarRJaay@lemm.ee 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ask Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; 's mum how it went.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Ah, little Bobby Tables we call him

[–] clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

C programmers would ask whether a null-terminated name would be acceptable

[–] erayerdin@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

"ethics aside" truly a starter for a qa

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Frontend devs hates this guy.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Still better than Jennifer Null I guess

[–] ano_ba_to@sopuli.xyz 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's impossible to represent that on paper. It could be misrepresented as a specific number of spaces. Depending on the position on the paper, it may also be hard to tell if the carriage return comes with the line feed. Unless you want the document to be in ASCII or EBCDIC hex, it's like writing an ambiguous math problem where the answer is different depending on how you were taught about the order of operations. Don't do this to your kid, Abcde.

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 21 points 6 days ago

It's time to log off and get a vasectomy

[–] chaitae3@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Apparently no-one did it yet, so I'll name my child +++ATH0

Anyone remember when Chrome had that issue with validating nested URL-encoded characters? Anyone for John%%80%80 Doe?

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

I'm not american and I'm glad I'm not but intended if someone could enter a bunch of zero width spaces

[–] ofak@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

John

Doe, related to Derrick Nippl-e perhaps? (Fry and Laurie)

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