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[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I'm not even really horny anymore. I just want someone to lay on top of me and just fucking crush my soul back in to my body while I cry.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My body is a machine that turns gluten into diarhea 😔

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my body is a machine
old and broken

[–] siha 5 points 1 week ago

The username checks out

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

real

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

A non-deterministic pushdown automaton that reaches the final state by popping D(epression) and pushing H(orny)D(epression)

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

It's not even real horniness or lust. I just want the dopamine or whatever that makes life a little less terrible for anywhere between a few minutes and a few hours.