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The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by merde@sh.itjust.works to c/technology@lemmy.world

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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

Best news I've seen in weeks

[–] lightscription@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Great idea. Who didn't like the Colbert Report? Could turn out like a right-wing populist Repor!

But he's got a serious side. You know what those globalists are doing...

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 points 10 hours ago

This is the best thing that's ever happened

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I thought that was a joke. But regular news sites are running the story. So maybe it's real?

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Does this mean they're Alex Jones's boss now?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Makes sense. They keep him contained somewhere to ramble, while appropriately inducted and vetted comedians interpret, neutralize and transmit his bullshit and make it funny.

An oracle of comedy situation.

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[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 7 points 12 hours ago

It took me a while to realize this is actually true. Reality is amazing.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder what they paid 🤣

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[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

That pushed me over the edge to subscribe to the print edition

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago

I mean, it’s already half way there, all they got to do is make it funny

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

This is fucking hilarious, best news I've heard in forever.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 9 hours ago

Wait, is it real?

[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 6 points 13 hours ago

Lol I am so happy about this.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

meaning even more so

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

Who did they give money to? Maybe it would've been better if they just created a offbrand infowars.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 12 hours ago

It was being auctioned for the victims but there was also the real risk that a supporter would win who would let him he continue on business as usual. So definitely money well spent.

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Stupid it was all along

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Alien diarrhea is the real cause of global warning!

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[–] Blackmist 1 points 10 hours ago

Well they only need to do the first part of that.

[–] humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee 0 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Where did they move? Where is Alex Jones on now?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

I think he's getting sued or something

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[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

This is so weird, I just read a comment on Lemmy where someone said they should do exactly this.

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