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[–] smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Maybe they’ll get a cell together next.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

Consumating their marriage?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

JD is with his couch, Donald with his running mate.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Kiteo, his eyes closed.

[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Will there be spooning involved?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you seen Trump lately? There's no spooning. That's a whole ass ladle.

[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I needed this.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Sucking on that little mushroom?

The 🍄Trump Toad🍄 suck.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh good. Maybe they’ll decide on murder suicide

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Or we'll get lucky and an meteorite will take them out.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

‘Speak into the microphone, Don.’ Cooed Elon, stroking his bronzer smeared toupee

[–] BlackXanthus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Cute! Nice to them dating again. A bit of netflix and chill might help them both!

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

FaceTiming papa Putin, I’m sure

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pieces of shit stick together.

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know about shit, don't you

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I am an observer of human nature. ;)

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They have a whole country to rape, preps will be important…

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Someone should check their amount of baby oil.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Can I sleep over at Dons please.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io -2 points 1 week ago

Two birds, one stone?