this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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[–] SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm surprised I've never seen something like this. It was right there the whole time.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 8 points 1 week ago

I've said this at work a few times over the years. Always get funny looks until I draw it on the whiteboard.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And it's genius nonetheless

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

He's right there, doing nothing.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

and every team has an a-hole

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

There's no, "I" in "Team", but there is a, "M" and a, "E" and that spells, "Me".

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tech bros will use this information.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

I laughed audibly at this instead of the usual small ‘heh’. This is a good one.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Great, now I'm seeing "teim" and not "team".

Which reminds me of Mexican 7-Up knockoff Teem, which used to be in all the taco stands decades ago. Whatever happened to Teem? One day it was gone and no one seemed to notice it. It disappeared and life carried right on.
Did it disappear right around the time Sprite started showing up everywhere? I can't remember.

Anyway, there's no "i" in Teem. Carry on!

Reminds me of the Choose Your Own Adventure knockoff series "Pick A Path", which as a kid I thought was "Pick i Path" because of how they wrote the A in their logo.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

When someone says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way" I get out of the way.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's no "u" either. So if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, there's no one on the goddamn team the team sucks.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Well, if I am not on the team and you're not on the team clearly the team is just made to give work to literally anyone else which seems to check out from practical experience with teams.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago