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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by carlytm@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My opinion of Musk has nothing to do with it. For the price of it, its ugly as fuck.

I'm not a fan of priuses either, but priuses don't a) take wild swings in design in order to be "edgy" and b) price themselves according to supposed "cool points".

With or without Musk, your choices reflect who you are. This guy bought an overpriced vehicle in order to be "cool" and now he's butt hurt that no one agrees with him.

[–] BreakStopReturn@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago

Cringe

[–] Diddlydee 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

"I don't agree with Musk politically, but I just gave him 50k by buying an overpriced vehicle, why do people hate me?"

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

This one will never die https://lemmy.world/post/20776341

[–] aniki@lemmings.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've been flashing the loser "L" at them since the first time I saw one.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Because the front face of the car looks like it's exasperated by itself.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Fascism mobile

[–] Fredy1422@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

you cant pick up chicks in a cyber truck

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