I might actually press the button zero times. Genuinely. I am pretty well convinced by now that being a billionaire is a mental health disaster, and I'm cis.

But being thin again would be nice...

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

So instant billionaire or future billionaire?

[–] Arkhive@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They’re the same thing. One leads to the other either way.

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

How to make imaginary button real?

[–] Alice@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

As an anticapitalist butch I'll be VERY careful not to accidentally press the button when I destroy it

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Give button to partner.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"... and that's why I look like this now, mom."

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not even trans but being young again would be worth it.

[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

It’s a win win

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah. I don’t want to be a billionaire, I like my comfortable but constrained life.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

You can always donate your billions for a good cause.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJQ-LZYAMBQ

[–] S0UPernova@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is it an or, or an xor?

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

Crazy

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

giwtwm, I hate how I'm a hon

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

HIT SOME BUTTONS

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