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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just want to point out that the german word for turtle is Schildkröte which are the words Schild (shield) and Kröte (toad) smashed together.

[–] cosmoscoffee@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In addition, the German language does not really differentiate between turtles and tortoises: both are called "shield toads", but if you want to be more specific, you can say "water shield toads" or "land shield toads", respectively.

[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

Similarly to Dutch.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

He has autism.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Cower mortals, you stand before your god!

[–] trouble@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All I’m missing is the shell 😢

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I was 7 years old in the 80s, my dad bought me a teenage mutant ninja turtles pajama set. It had a big pillow shell, and a face mask bandana you wore over your eyes, and elbow pads, and knee pads. All in the the color of whichever turtle you chose to buy.

My dad, being an idiot, bought Donatello. I'm CLEARLY a Rapheal! It's as if boomer adults in the 80s didn't watch and understand kids cartoons from the 80s! Hmmmph!

Oh, this has nothing to do with your thing. I was just distracting you long enough to steal your wallet.

HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! AN ELEPHANT!

runs off giggling

Hehehehehe, why would there be an elephant on a city street??? You fool!

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Donatello would never steal someone's wallet, Raph def would.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's me. I'm the turtle.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where can one learn these superpowers? Asking for a friend, obviously.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure, I've got the apathy thing down though.