I'M A COFFEE ACHIEVER, SAM!
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IโM JUST WAITING FOR MY SISTER
WHAT'S IT WITH YOU NOBLES!? WE'RE NOT YOUR LIVESTOCK FOR YOU TO FOOL
WITH! WE ARE PEOPLE, NO LESS THAN YOU ARE! WHAT MATTERS OUR BIRTH!? HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN HUNGRY? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED FOR MONTHS ON NAUGHT BUT BEAN
SOUP? WE STARVE BECAUSE OF THE GREED OF YOU NOBLES! YOU STEAL AWAY EVEN OUR
RIGHT TO EXIST!
WELL, OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER!
SUBJECT DID NOT SURVIVE INTERROGATION
(Homeworld 1. We're totally the good guys, right?)
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THE UNIVERSE IS, AND WE ARE
Really changes the tone...
WHAT CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN?
MORNING MR FREEMAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING LATE!
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
- SWEAR TO ME. SWEAR TO ME THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAID TO ME ABOUT THE FIREFLIES WAS TRUE.
- I SWEAR.
THE ALIENS CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS ON THE AVATAR PROJECT
YOU CAN'T KILL ME
YOU'RE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! YOU'VE EARNED MY TRUST!
DA MORE DA MONKEY CLIMB DA TREE DA MORE IT EXPOSES IT'S BATTYHOLE
CHEEEEESEEEE!!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!!
COR BLIMEY MATE! WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME POCKETS?
FUCK YOU, MISSILE
BYE BYE, DUDE!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE IT TO KNOW THAT IT'S SHIT
HOW I MINE FOR FISH?
THE BOXER AND THE MATADOR, WHAT ARE THEY GUARDING?
DER KOMPASS IST NUN IM LAGERRAUM VERSTAUT
MAY YOUR WOES BE MANY, AND YOUR DAYS FEW.
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.
I HAVE A DATE WITH A CHEESE DELUXE ๐
I'VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH