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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes just recently broke up with a girlfriend that turned 26 and now dating a 19 year old.

[–] babeuh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Turned 16? Seems slightly illegal

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Sorry fixed the mistake. It was 26.

[–] anivia@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe he moved to Germany 💀

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ariel has her voice? What'd she trade for legs in this universe?

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She's colourblind now. Can't see red flags.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Sense of smell.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There was a hilarious info chart that showed he left each of his couple at exactly 26 iirc

[–] raker@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That is a graph and a half, holy shit

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

That's hilarious

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Haha I never knew that. What a dick

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 2 months ago
[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Could also be the Sham-Wow guy

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Leo splits with his girlfriends a year after they’re allowed to rent cars at non-insane rates, as it is written in the Book of Avis.

[–] emile@tacobu.de 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So super hard, it megaHertz!

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember that in my copy of The Anhkana...

Ah, you must have picked up the Budget version by accident. Common mistake.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This person numbers

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. I'll prove you wrong:
16
26
(16 above 26)

Checkmate.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Now that's the kind of mathematical thinking that leads to shit like imaginary numbers, [∞(∞)/∞-1] or TREE(3), and let's not forget the Mandelbrot and Julia sets.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He keeps breaking up when girls reach 26

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Haha, we sure do love our quirky Grandpa, haha!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.

/s