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My neighbor's exact thought process (lemmy.ml)

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[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

riding lawnmower comes screaming out of the garage at its max speed of 5 mph, the driver dual wielding leaf blowers

skeleton-guns-akimbo

[–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

10am is my personal cut off. I won't mow the lawn or do anything loud until after then. My kids on the other hand are the wildcard.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is your neighbour dual-wielding lawnmowers?

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Ash Williams moves to the suburbs

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My neighbor was practicing with a trumpet at 1 am last night.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Drunk trumpeting is a special joy

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Ohhh i'm legit printing this and sticking it on my neighbours car.

You don't need to leave a fuvking hemi running to 'warm up' 2m from a bedroom window on a weekend IN FUCKING MELBOURNE

[–] thisorthatorwhatever@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Neighbor cuts their postage stamp lawn with a loud lawn mower for 30 minutes. When they finish the next neighbor thinks to themself, 'I should cut my lawn', and starts a loud mower. When they finish the next neighbor starts. ALL Saturday. One after the other! Can't you all just do it at the same time! Why can't you use a push mower on a lawn that is smaller than a car parking spot! Why does it take you 30minutes, of using loud power tools, to cut a lawn the size of a car parking spot!!!

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What'd he do?

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look how lucky you are. Mine desides 23:00 is the perfect time to start drilling.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doing the lawn after dark seems so unwholesome. Which is annoying because I could use a 25° drop in temperature.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

What about flying a kite in the dark?

And depending on the size of your lot, maybe you could use a reel mower. They're nearly silent!

You could also use a scythe, but that sounds like a lot more work.

[–] millie@beehaw.org 3 points 3 months ago

Moving blankets are a wonderful solution. Hang them over your windows and enjoy the quiet. Get thick ones. Uhaul has good ones.

[–] Zip2 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

Are you one of those damn night people complaining about us morning people getting on with stuff in the limited time window we have?

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

That means you're all going to be quiet and mindful of us third-shifters, right?
...Right?

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