this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] cloudless 67 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This one has shower built in.

image of bathroom with shower and toilet

Full listing, at around USD$214,000:

https://www.28hse.com/en/buy/residential/property-2760538

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of Asian homes don’t have a dedicated shower stall, as building spaces tend to be very limited.

Wet rooms are pretty common in Korea, and probably a lot of dense cities. The whole bathroom is treated as the shower, and there’s a drain in the center of the room.

Not saying I like it, but it’s not like this is some landlord special.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my old coworkers had an issue with that when he was visiting the US. He was at his hotel room and he did not put the shower curtain on the inside of the tub and basically did not even use it and went about showering all willy nilly. He finished up and there was a bunch of water on the floor and he kind of just assumed the drain was slow. The other person staying in the room from the US went into the bathroom and wondered why the fuck the shower curtain was on the outside of the tub. My coworker was from India and just thought the curtain was there to cover you if someone wanted to take a leak.

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[–] Metans@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you put one portal down the toilet, one portal on the bottom of the bucket, and boom. Infinite shower.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That's about as depressing a place as I've ever seen that has indoor plumbing.

[–] SomeoneElseMod 9 points 1 year ago

That is… lovely.

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“European style wet room”

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[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Ahh, I also dream about pooping and taking a shower at the same time ☠️

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

264sqft?? You're paying almost $1000 per square foot...

[–] cloudless 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the city centre, the average price per square foot for apartments in Hong Kong is US$2,850

Outside of city centre, the average is US$1,876.

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Ooofff that hurts 😵‍💫

Suddenly rent raises in the Midwest don't look that bad anymore.

[–] intelati@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooh, Hong Kong.

But also that's worse than NYC(?)

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[–] paper_clip@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago

"In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you...."

[–] StarServal@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That must be a nightmare to clean.

[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Assuming they even clean it

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

You think that's shadows?

[–] KeyFranchise@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

It doesn't look like they do....

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

You need to reverse into this toilet naked, all buttered up

[–] myrmidex@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 year ago

Looks like something out of Trainspotting

[–] Treczoks@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Toilet not suitable for Americans.

[–] Emperor 10 points 1 year ago
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[–] Zolidus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

There is a wax ring, then 2 bolts that hold it down. Then hook up the water line.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't. You put the toilet in first, then you raise the walls!

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[–] Hank@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine moving in and then you get depression and eat like shit so you become too fat to reach the toilet and since you're a depressed mess with no self respect you grease up the walls so you can push yourself fatly to the toilet.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Junji Ito is on the fediverse!?

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll bet the plumber had to grease himself up to get in there and do that job.

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[–] Matt_@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

There's not even enough room to take off my shoes and socks.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] autumn@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Precision toilet

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Calling the plumber and asking that they make sure to send someone under 15 stone

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[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to retract my previous statement about how I don't mind small toilets.
They went the extra mile and installed nice looking tiles on the floor, which is nice. Alternatively, they separated a bathroom with toilets and showed into two rooms, which is usually good, but this particular version could have used a revision.

[–] SomeoneElseMod 9 points 1 year ago

I would have tagged you but I couldn’t remember your username! It’s the toilet you always dreamed of!

[–] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 7 points 1 year ago

The great hall of Toilet

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago

Nightmare fuel…. I’d feel as if the walls are trying to swallow me whole… without chewing!

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Practice your backstroke while you wipe.

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[–] emerald@lemmy.place 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like something you'd see in an SCP article

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

If you touch the walls you die.

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