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And you left out the tomatoes (lemmy.world)
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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 34 points 4 months ago

“It even levitates. There is no pleasing you, Father.”

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You wish now that our pizzas had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir brought 5-cheese pizza?

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"That's twenty cheeses total!"

"Father, that's not how..."

"Twenty cheeses! Twenty!"

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Less than half of what I'd hoped for.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“You want tomato slices?”

“No! Whole tomatoes you can bite like an apple!”

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eugh watching him eat tomatoes was a terrible day to have eyes

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Poor Pippin lol

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago

There are FOUR cheeses!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago

Five-cheese pizza?

En esta economía??!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 4 months ago

Faramir FFS stop being a lazy bum!

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And Peter would have brought me a strawberry milkshake!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Dave would have hooked me up with a kick ass speaker system!

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This made me so hungry, I might order pizza

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

I'm in the same place emotionally.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm convinced that Denethor is actually the real villain of LotR. Sauron wanted to unite a divided land and eliminate the racism that was endemic.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Also Faramir is way better than Boromir so he clearly cant judge class

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

That's nice

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Five pizzas is a bit much, I think.