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[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Only the bad cat owners. The good ones can predict when there's mischief in their eye.

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

The good ones also don´t do things to their cats without the cats consent. I guess that's a good approach with most species - probably even humans

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bruh I was dead asleep when I had my toes attacked by one cat and my face attacked by the other.

[–] hdnsmbt@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Your own fault for having a face and toes and dangling both in front of feral killers. Also, they wanted food and you chose to selfishly indulge in resting your body while your superiors literally fought starvation with their last bit of strength left. I also assume the bottom of the feeding bowl was visible, you monster! You probably deserve everything you got.

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you sure your cats aren't assassins? Their playful demeanor may just be an act so you put down your guard.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you sure your cats aren’t assassins?

At this point everything is on the table.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I take it they haven't been in your apartment for long?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh no I've had these two both since they were kittens. 9 years and 1 year.

They pulled that shit at like 1 am. I have no idea what kind of conspiracy was going on.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It was mostly a joke about them not throwing everything off the table :D

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah lol although I wouldn't necessarily classify them as bad owners, but I agree the "random" bites and scratches usually have some good indication ahead of time.

The cat I raised doesn't really scratch but will swat. Now that she is a senior I even feel comfortable doing the under blanket play because she stays gentle and recognizes it is still me.

Now my partner's cat though... I dont get hurt by him often at all cuz body language, but he will legitimately walk up to my partner and just leap into the air and grab on. Or walk up and bite. Kitty just loves being a jackass with him but normal with me.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Of course personality comes into play, but seriously, treat a cat right and they will never hurt someone one purpose.

I got scratched a lot by one of my cats, but that was because he was SO EXCITED when I got home he absolutely had to be on me as soon as I opened the door. Which usually involved using claws to climb up me lol.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Speak for yourself. My cats never scratched me on purpose.

[–] such_lettuce7970@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Neither have mine. Sometimes I have a bit of a raw spot, but that's because they think it's VERY IMPORTANT to groom my arms, lol. I must be stinky.

[–] angrystego@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

There's no indication in the picture that the scratches were done on purpose. I still think it's very cute.

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[–] livus@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What can I say, toxoplasma gondii is a hell of a drug.

And the expression on that cat's face is super cute, yes.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's honestly extremely impressive to me how cats basically have mind control powers via an honest to god bioweapon. They truly are the absolute peak of evolution.

[–] fakeman_pretendname 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've only been scratched once in two years and it was an accident due to a fairly unlikely farcical comedy scene.

Essentially, if you're sat on a wooden chair (which can amplify sounds), and you have a nervous cat pinned on your lap, as you apply a vial of flea treatment to his neck, I recommend that you do not suddenly and loudly pass wind.

[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Mine took a chunk out of my lip because I accidentally kicked the vacuum while I was carrying him somewhere. It didn't even turn on but his fear of the vacuum runs almost as deep as the canyon he carved through my face. But yeah, he's the best 🙃

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Firstly you should never ever do what this lady has done here; never ever yield the high ground to your cat.

That is just like cats 101.

[–] Durotar@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That applies to lightsaber fights too.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

So true. Never give a lightsaber to your cat unless you're prepared

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Last time my cat scratched me i was trying to save his life. Little fucker ran underneath my legs outside and a dog started running after him. I sprint towards my cat and yank his ass above my head and i almost dropped him and ended up grabbing his tail with all his weight and he flipped up and scratched the ever living shit out of my arm. Left a scar for about 3 months. Can still see it with a blacklight now.

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Of course cats have different personalities but in general just learn to treat/handle your cat with respect and gentleness. Since I did I don´t even bother cutting her claws anymore and the worst I get now are sometimes tiny marks from excessive kneading on my belly <3

[–] EssentialCoffee@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, my cat taps you and plays with claws out. Not clipping them would mean a lot of unnecessary snagging, scratching, and pain that's easily avoided.

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mine keep getting caught on stuff if I don't clip their claws.

[–] sandmesomesand@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I was gonna say, you probably still should do nail maintenance....

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

At least my cat does that all by herself. (Not surprising because there where cats in the world long before they became pets)

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whatever works for you my fellow cat person!

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I understand. I am not against clipping in general and as I wrote cats have different personalities. For example, cats that grow up without other cats might not learn to understand that claws hurt.

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[–] Obonga@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man we had cats since i was a baby. Mostly the cats have been chill af. We had one cat that was a little bit more agressiv but never without giving "fuck off and leave me alone" signs. Did i get some scratches? Maybe like once a year. Some years ago however, i dated a girl with a kitten and i tell you, that little shit was the devil himself. The girl had scratchmarks all over her arms, looking like a victim of self mutilation. Also the beast literally ran towards you, trying to scratch you, as soon as you dared to make eye contact. Thinking about it i am glad that the girl canned me after a while. That cat scared me.

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also the beast literally ran towards you, trying to scratch you, as soon as you dared to make eye contact

Is that healthy behavior though, I´m thinking that kitten might have been mistreated or otherwise traumatized to show such an over aggressive behavior

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course thats not normal but i did not see any effort whatsoever to change it from the owner. I gotta admit that i have no real clue what to do in that situation but it would be the owners obligation in my mind.

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The first thing to do would be to ask veterinarian about it. There are even cat psychologists.

[–] IoSapsai@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I mean...I was like that when we first adopted our cat. Then we learned about respecting personal space and whaddya know, I haven't been scratched in months (Last time was me trying to remove a small piece of thread from his mouth, to prevent him from eating it. He ate it anyway with no consequences and gave me a gash that left a scar.)

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Every single cat owner I’ve ever known.

[–] dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we LOVE our cats for it. Such cuties. (He says with scars on his arms)

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually used the excuse “I fell into some brush” to explain the scratches on my arms to a coworker. I don’t think they bought it.

[–] dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"it was my cat" has always been a valid reason for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I wasn't open about my habit at the time.

[–] vanontom@geddit.social 2 points 1 year ago

Everything can be fine 97% of the time, but it only takes a second to get fucked up by a cat's razor-sharp claws or fangs. Then it takes weeks to heal. Fewer declawed cats now, too.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Accurate. 👍

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't help that the scratches don't even bleed until you're at a family dinner and suddenly your covered in blood.

Damn cute killing furballs!

[–] wholeofthemoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you scratching them open again? Wtf

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol no, I'm just exaggerating how you never notice the cuts when they're made.