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this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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Eat yourself for only $500
Can you labgrow your own body's meat? That would be more like chewing fingernails, swallowing your own blood or nibbling the occasional piece of skin, right?
Auto-cannibalism is different than just normal cannibalism
I wish people would be willing to put off eating all meat until we have lab grown stuff, like how most people are willing to put off eating human meat until we have lab grown stuff.
Daaang girl, you disgusting!
100% I can imagine it becoming a fad for couples to eat lab grown versions of each other's genitals.
Bro, move. I need to use the shower.
Yummy
I would absolutely eat my beautiful calf muscle, dry rub
I am what I eat.
That reminded me of this old thing.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu_(novelty_item)
Food of the Gods by Arthur C Clarke
Finally, I can try my own liver with faba beans and a nice chianti
If you currently want to avoid committing murder, would you take a pill that would cause you to want to commit murder?
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Eating ass, but now literally
I HATE FAKE MEAT!
You ever had lab grown meat?
no. i will never