you get to a certain age and your birthday cake starts looking like a portal to the infernal realms that await you, hungering
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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My man is holding on to that table like he's about to fall off the earth
he should get on the floor. It's drunk frat bro rules: if everything starts spinning get on the floor, cause you can't fall off the floor
(plus it would be funny to watch him try and fail to get back up)
It's Joever
Joembawumba
When your birthday cake looks like a bonfire
Bros got that Bilbo Baggins cake
Listen, I know half of you half as much as [inaudible] and uh anyway
If it wasn't for the fact I hate this motherfucker and his motherfucking face and his corrupt bullshit family, I would almost feel bad for this elder abuse.
not beating the desiccated corpse allegations by posting the self-own 15 quintillion candle bonfire cake.
Right after the photo the flames formed the visage of the Hornėd One, which spoke with a tongue of black smoke: "One more year, Robinette. Remember your side of the bargain."
WHY IS THERE ANOTHER CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE
At what point is it good idea to move from individual candles to two number-shaped candles? 20s?
He doesn't even look like Biden anymore
Why are they posting a photo of the guy blowing out like a million candles dude, come ON
Each candle symbolizes the life of a palistinian child
A hundred Palestinian children maybe.
Based on the new estimates, 500
He's giving that look that says: "Just watch me."
Now watch me hit this drive
Dudes rock
There's more candle and flame than cake
Listen, Jack