So it does appear these resume ghouls have survival instincts after all. Here I thought they would just parade the usual corrupt Louisiana Dems to distract us with their gumbo recipes.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are there any Louisiana Dems left?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Gavin Gruesome

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

They tend to be in New Orleans. Much like pete , they try to escape their red state the moment a job in the national party or ngo opens up. Then they never return if they can help it.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's that bad, but it still might not be bad enough for them to realize the president shit himself on stage.

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think they might actually do it, too many people involved in making this farce happen had to have known that this was what was going to happen. If they were committed to Biden they would have done everything in their power to make sure this debate never happened

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

scheduling it for 9 PM means somebody was looking for the excuse to pitch him overboard, there's just no way everybody involved was like "sure we can put a sundowning zombie on live TV at that hour"

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The President can poo no wrong. It was just a stutter after all.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Literally?

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

There was like a weird squishy sound in the last quarter, I know some other people heard it too in the stream. Not sure who it came from though.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg seen escorting President Biden to the emergency room before personally executing him.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

There were claims he was absolutely going to step down and let someone else run over a year ago and that never happened.
I still don't think he's dropping out but I do think, unlike previous rumors, it's actually a possibility now.
Just a lower one than people are making it out to be.
I'm thinking 75/25 he stays in vs drops out.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

i thought people here were exaggerating, but i'm watching some of CNN's post-debate panel stuff rn and god... they're fucking roasting him lmao

[–] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

The Death of ~~Stalin~~ Biden

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Biden campaign announces a new VP for 2024 run: It's Her Turn.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

As much as I hate the DNC, at this point, I'd be surprised if they didn't.