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Convince people you've been to Turkey with this one simple trick (c.l3n.co)

submitted 5 months ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker

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[–] dumbluck@midwest.social 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Can someone explain what anything in this picture has to do with Turkey?

[–] Emperor 28 points 5 months ago

People go to Turkey for dental crowns (as well as hair transplants). The worst cases tend to look like a blazing white slab of tombstone teeth - like a cut-price "Hollywood smile" and even less natural looking. I know someone who had it down and you had to look at him indirectly or be blinded by the dazzle of them.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t turkey where people are going for cosmetic surgeries now? Maybe they’re saying they got fake teeth there or something?

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

They used to be called Tippex Teeth but now nobody writes so it's Turkey Teeth

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

the original tweet was a British guy saying "American teeth" so idk